Ken Lay Avoiding Prison

aka He's dying to avoid sentencing

Published on July 5, 2006 By Chaos Manager In Current Events

If those aren't slightly misleading titles ... I'm not sure I know what is.

According to the linked MSNBC article, Ken Lay of Enron infamy, died today at the age of 64.

Lay, due to be sentenced at the end of October was the first of many corporate fat cats to get caught cheating the system.

And dagnabbit - he did it again.

Comments

terpfan1980

on Jul 05, 2006

It's all George W. Bush's fault. Bush was gonna pardon him (or at least many liberal types would have you believe that), so Ken Lay was instead punished by "a higher authority".

See, all Bush's fault.

Dr Guy

on Jul 05, 2006

It is a conspiracy. Bush faked his death so he could live out his life on Tahiti!

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