something like this is funny ...
Hilarous even.
Just had this IM conversation with a buddy of mine. (names changed to protect the guilty)
[14:30] Me: SQL Server is a gift from SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[14:31] Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[14:31] Me: This "I hate Microsoft" rant brought to you by the letter S, the letter C, and the number 0.
[14:32] Him: sco?
[14:32] Me: 
[14:32] Me: *dingdingding*
[14:32] Me: Give the man a cookie.
[14:33] Him: what's the sco <-> miscrosoft sql connection?
[14:33] Him: if you say odbc, I'm gonna hit you
Now, if you laughed at that one ... then you've definitely spent too much time with a computer. 
Do y'all have any examples of really weird humor that can only be truly understood by a member of Geekdom At Large?